10 年 前
the mysterious paper pieces under your car seat came from a tree that fell so deeply in love with you that even death couldnt keep them away
10 年 前
Thinking about trading in my piece of shit Chevy for a giant fighting scorpion that hisses songs by The Scorpions as we scuttle into battle
11 年 前
what if a possum found a phone and figured out how to use it and just kept sending you pictures of trash and lawns and his friends all night
10 年 前
my dream is to be relentlessly courted by a disgraced nobleman who wears silk everythng& puts love above the welfare of his crumbling empire
10 年 前
*sighs so hard a passing breeze falls in love with me & whisks me away to my new life where I play in tall grass & the hair of pretty girls*
4 个月 前
If you eat honey often enough eventually bees will mistake you for a hive and swarm into your body and then you'll never be alone again.
